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• Simon Hewitt Jones, Violinist

  English concert violinist. Asking essential questions about what's happening to music and the arts, and the role of the violin in contemporary world culture.

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Palestinian Resistance: A Short History
1948 - throw rocks
1967 - fire guns
1987 - shoot missiles
2000 - detonate suicide bombs
2003 - start a viola ensemble

Forget this violin-playing malarkey, this has to be the proudest moment of my life to date:
I have created a completely original viola joke!
Q: Why don’t violists make good policemen (or women)?
A: They can’t stay on the beat!